1, $10,000 for a player celebrating a touchdown in the cheerleaders' locker-room.

2. $5,000 for tickling after a tackle (if hugging and kissing aren't included).

3, $15,000 for passing wind while in a fumble recovery pile.

4, $20,000 and two-week suspension for using "chickify" and "NFL" in the same sentence.

5. $5,000 for any defender running faster than the guy with the ball.

6. $10,000 for a defensive player tackling in the Missionary Position; $20,000 fpr Doggy Style.

7. $3,500 for not asking a referee for an injury timeout when you wet your pants.

8. $5,000 for a helmet to cup hit or throwing your cup into the opponent's huddle.

9.$10,000 for anyone singing the National Anthem like it was written.

10. $50,000 and a 6 week suspension for blocking a Muslim player while he's facing Mecca.

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